Their at it again folks... Everyone's favourite comedy has come up trumps, this time with an absolutely fantastic article courtesy of the Daily Rancid in which Andy Halliday, Sevco's very own Mr Rangers tells the world:
"We Can Challenge Celtic Without Any New Signings"
OK this author is feeling in a particularly decent festive mood but where to even begin with such a quote? Seriously this is the sort of stuff that should see men in white coats arrive at Andy's house and cart him off to the nearest loony bin. (not Ibrox) How does Andy come to this conclusion? Sevco's world record equaling 3 wins on the bounce of course. Such is the magnitude of this unbeaten run you have to wonder just why there isn't a song about it? After all Joe Garner has blasted in 3 goals this season and there is currently a little number dedicated to him. When he's not terrorizing defences (an actual quote from the Daily Record) he's slide tackling Christmas Tree's in a manner which makes the Christmas ruining crusade Scrooge was on seem almost festive. All this is before their fans launch a campaign of abuse against the wee lassies listening to their favourite Little Mix track. Surely any newspaper must see this mob as ripe for a good old fashioned extracting of the urine? Not the Daily Record anyway as it seems they will print anything they are told without question.
Andy Halliday's latest mind meltingly stupid quotes don't seem to stand up to any sort of scrutiny. One glance at the league table sort of negates what Mr Rangers is saying. Sevco are 14 points behind to an unbeaten team with a game in hand which doesn't exactly scream "title challengers" does it. Yet in the comedy world of Sevco that's EXACTLY what it means. This has been spoken of before on this site but just when their fans are going to wake up and smell the coffee? Neutral readers of the Daily Record must be gritting their teeth and wondering just why a national newspaper takes it's readership for such idiots. Perhaps they understand all too well but just enjoy the Sevco comedy too much to give it up.
Just in case anyone is in any doubt here it is again for the hard of thinking: Sevco are absolute dirt! Most of their players are lower English league standard and while that may be enough to scare the bottle merchants at other Scottish clubs, it is not enough to topple a Celtic team jam packed with internationals and a manager who makes Mark Warburton look like a banker in the wrong job. Our star striker has scored the same amount of goals against them than their main man has since he joined the club and they are losing money at a rate they cannot sustain. In short they have zero cash for new signings and their current squad is nowhere near good enough to take the title from us. Lovely ain't it? Here's hoping the sevco comedy show keeps us entertained long into 2017 and beyond.
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